TEACHER SMS

"Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li,

use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao

student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha,

dusra shadi-suda tha" 

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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.?

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain. 

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teacher-osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bachche.

lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,to batao kaun achcha?

studnt-score to osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha hai

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Teacher student se:Tere pitaji ki karde ne

Student:Ji woh PWD chalaunde ne!

Teacher:Tera matlab Public Works Department?

Student:Na ji na,PWD matlab Pakodeyaan waali dukaan 

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TeacheAgar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye, To Zaroor Poori Hoti He..

Ramu- Rehne Do Teacher.. Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti!

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Class me bache khidki ke bahar monkey dekh rahe the.

Tabhi teacher ne kaha->"Bachcho bahar bandar kyu dekh rahe ho jab me class me hu!

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