TEACHER SMS

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER : No, that’s wrong

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PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

CLASS : PAPPU!

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Teacher: what is ur caste?

Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye,

hun haige sardarji..

ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!

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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?

SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal"

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit?

SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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