FUNNY SMS india result

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Ek Aadmi Dusre Admi Ko Peet Raha Tha Aur Khud Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha.

Jab Logo Ne Usse Pucha Ki Tum Kyo Ro Raheho To
Usne Kha- Jab Mai Ise Chodunga To Ye Bhi Mujhe Ise Trah Pitega.

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Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge

"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

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Boy:Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.

Girl:Nahi, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.

Boy:To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain

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Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?

Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega

Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya.

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Reportelalu Ji. The Poor Women In Bihar Dont Have Clothes To Wear.

LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV Dekhte Ho?

Rich Women Bhi Cloth Nahi Pehenti Hai.Ye Fashionwa Hai.

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