PATI PATNI SMS

Wife:Chalo Na Kahin Chalte Hai,Ghumne Car Me.Aur Car Me Drive Karungi.

Husband:Yadi Tum Car Drive Karogi To Jayenge Car Me,Ayenge Akhbaar Me

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Ek Aadmi BLOOD K Bare Me Book Padh Raha Tha. 

Wife Ne Pucha-Kyu Aaj Ye Padh Rahe Ho? 

Aadmi-Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera Blood Test Hai 

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Ek Aadmi Ki Wife Ka Rang Kaala Thha, 

Ek Din Vo Peeli Saree Pehenke Apne 

Pathi Se Puchi, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon? 

Hus:Jaise Koyla Ki Factory Mein Aag Lagi Ho.

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Wife:Chalo Na Kahin Chalte Hai,Ghumne Car Me Aur Car Me Drive Karungi. 

Husband:Yadi Tum Car Drive Karogi To Jayenge Car Me,Ayenge Akhbaar Me 

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Ganguli's Son : Are Dekho Maa. Papa Sixer Pe Sixer Mare Ja Rahe Hain. 

Gangulis Wife : Beta Ye ADVERTISEMENT Hai !!! .....

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Wife: Jab Tum DESI Pite Ho Mujhe PARO Kehete Ho, Jab Whisky Pite Ho Toh DARLING Kehete Ho. Aaj Kya Piya Hai Jo CHUDEL Keh Rahe Ho. Husband: Aaj Main Hosh Main Hu. 

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